It's a familiar tale, the ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan but what about the alternative tale when the swan turns back into the ugliest of ugly ducklings? Visit Fotzeland 2013, a Ruritanian-style country determinedly holding onto the past until Them decide to oust the other Them in a coup d'etat, a coup de foudre, or even a coup de grace. Here begins a roller coaster ride of hilarious - at times almost unbelievable - happenings; an improbable fairy tale for adults without doubt. "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most duplicitous of Them all?" Could it be the double-crossing President in waiting or - at the toss of a fotze - the pneumatic Puba or glamorous and mysterious QT, owner of THE BLOW GO BAR? "Once upon a time ..."
October 2013 : USA Paperback
April 2013 : Canada, UK Kindle edition