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Vampire Strippers from Saturn

A novel by

Chuck Palahniuk's Choke meets Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood meets an episode of HBO's old, late night series Real Sex meets the movie Death Becomes Her meets Condoleeza Rice's collection of unflushed tampons.

Time is infinite, and so are strippers.

The beautiful and sultry Rene leads her trio of vampire strippers from (around) Saturn to destroy Earth. Their demonic foes - the plots - have hunted them across time; Earth is the last remaining planet with sentient life in this version of the universe. Rene's love affair with a man who is half-horse, half-boy in a future version of Earth threatens her desire to inspire the apocalypse; if the vampire strippers fail to destroy the world now, men will be nearly extinct, and women will be hunted for sport by the surviving males.

True love, time travel, bad music, shapeshifting plots, and a brooding supernatural detective named Will decide the fate of Earth in more than two realities. Can Rene prevent an apathetic future while allowing Earth to survive?

Time travel, it turns out, really isn't all that complicated, and neither are women.


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Used availability for Vincenzo Bilof's Vampire Strippers from Saturn

Paperback Editions

March 2015 : USA Paperback

Title: Vampire Strippers from Saturn
Author(s): Vincenzo Bilof
ISBN: 0-9860594-8-X / 978-0-9860594-8-3 (USA edition)
Publisher: Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing
Availability: Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

Kindle Editions

March 2015 : USA, Canada, UK Kindle edition

Title: Vampire Strippers from Saturn
Author(s): Vincenzo Bilof
Publisher: Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA