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Before His Time

Before His Time

(The second book in the Above Before Beyond series)
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The eagerly awaited sequel to 'ABOVE HIS STATION'...

The rat is back!
And so is the Station Guard in a pulse-pounding, consciousness-expanding, mind-bending, side-splitting adventure even more absurd that the last!!!

When the Station Guard found out that he wasn't the last human being on Earth after all, his spirits naturally took flight... until he realised that he'd have to travel all the way to Switzerland to seek out the rest of his species and it's ruddy cold there this time of year.

After a quick stop at Marks & Spencer to pick up some last minute essentials, the Guard and his rodent companion - aided by Astrid the articulate reticulated python - journey to a remote United Nations outpost in the Schollenboden region.

But maybe Astrid's calculations were a bit off...
And maybe they might not be where - or when - they thought they were...
And if they're not careful maybe they might sort of accidentally end up triggering events that could potentially obliterate everything that ever existed and everything that ever will.

On the plus side, the rat gets its leg over.

'BEFORE HIS TIME' is more whacked out hilarity with a dollop of science fiction from the author of 'The CORNELIUS QUAINT CHRONICLES' and 'The LANTERN MENACE'. Recommended only for readers of discerning tastes who enjoy laughing out loud in public places.

EXPLICIT CONTENT: Not suitable for Under 13's as this book contains bad language and graphic descriptions of rodent intercourse.

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Kindle Editions

December 2012 : USA, Canada, UK Kindle edition
Title: Before His Time
Author(s): Darren Craske
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