Don't stick out like a sore thumb - become an idiot like everybody else with this complete how-to for those who aspire to the asinine. This spoof of two well-known series of titles puts the reader on the cutting edge of imbecility. Written in monosyllables and microparagraphs, with plenty of factoid tidbits, sidebar snippets and unintimidating white space in between, it caters to the attention span of the common lemming.
Used availability for Frank Coffey's Complete Idoit's Guide for Dumies
October 1999 : USA Paperback