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Mike Craven


USA flag (b.1968)

aka M W Craven

Although he was born in Cumbria in 1968, Mike Craven grew up in the North East, going to the same school as Newcastle and England centre-forward, Alan Shearer, before running away to join the circus army. He believes, but has no proof, that his little sister moved into his bedroom before the train had even left the station. He trained for two years as an armourer (thats gunsmith to you and I) before spending the next ten being paid to travel the world and drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol.



ncy.