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Dear Jesus,

Gerry didn't work out because Gerry didn't work. And after spending one night in complete darkness because "pretty didn't pay the light bill," Gerry and I broke up and are no longer speaking.

Marshall wasn't a viable suitor because when he finally revealed himself to me, I found out that his breasts were larger than mine because he used to be a she. Marshall and I are no longer speaking.

Keith could have been the one. I met him at a taco stand and I was certain he was the "It Man." He was beautiful, articulate, and one my favorite things on earth, employed. When I was in his presence he felt like the last man on earth. But on our first date I became extremely irritated by this simple fact: his wife kept paging him during our meal.

So, Jesus, I am down on my knees begging for mercy. I ask for an eligible, employed, nonviolent single man with no current wives or husbands who has more teeth than felony convictions to enter my world and escort me to the rest of my life. Amen.

---from Michael (a woman, craving her "It Man")

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Hardback Editions

January 2004 : USA Hardback
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Title: Crave
Author(s): Darnella Ford
ISBN: 0-7394-4152-3 / 978-0-7394-4152-7 (USA edition)
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
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Paperback Editions

March 2004 : USA Paperback
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Title: Crave
Author(s): Darnella Ford
ISBN: 0-312-30407-2 / 978-0-312-30407-2 (USA edition)
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
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Kindle Editions

March 2004 : USA, Canada, UK Kindle edition
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Title: Crave
Author(s): Darnella Ford
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA