Jack is a half-assed apple grower. His girlfriend, Sally, is a half-assed psychic. Together, they live happily ever after... Just kidding! Actually, Sally loses her half-assed psychic job with the police and their neighbor gets blown up. Now they're broke... and Jack feels himself being watched. Who could it be: the charming terrorists next door or hostile government agents? Then Sally is recruited by the government for big bucks, and Jack thinks they've got it made -- until a sexy terrorist and a dirty bomb threaten their livelihood and their lives.
Used availability for Gregg Fedchak's Bad Apple Jack
September 2005 : USA Paperback
March 2016 : USA, Canada, UK Kindle edition