Marty Durwinkel, the world's most nondescript gigolo, has a problem. He was such a good escort to mobster Frank Vincenzo's daughter that now Frank wants Marty to marry her. The wedding gifts include a high Mafia post, a miraculous ever-bearing tomato plant... and most of Montana. Turning Frank down doesn't bear thinking about, but Marty doesn't want a wife, and neither does his tomato-breeder girlfriend. But she sure wants to get her hands on that tomato plant...
Used availability for Gregg Fedchak's Love Among the Tomatoes
July 2005 : USA Paperback
March 2016 : USA, Canada, UK Kindle edition