I used to think love was a lie. A convenience Hollywood and big jewelry came up with to sell stuff.
I knew the truth. That people were fooling themselves when they said they were in love. That there were zombie relationships out there shambling along in desperate need of a shot to the head.
That's where I came in in. For the right price, that is. My name is Ashley Timmons, and I'm the infamous breakup artist. You've probably heard of me.
The breakup artist was a cynic when it came to Love. Big surprise. Only all of that has changed.
I'm not the person you've read about online. Believe it or not, the breakup artist has found love.
It turns out I wasn't broken after all. It wasn't that I couldn't love. The problem was I was trying to love the wrong gender. Oops.
I'm a girl in love with a girl who probably hates me. I'm almost universally hated because of my messy but necessary side hustle. I'm a girl trying to fix all the stuff that's gone wrong. Even the stuff that isn't my fault.
I promise less than half of the nasty rumors you've heard about me are true. That's why I'm writing this. It's time to tell my side of things and set the record straight.
It's time to learn the true story of the breakup artist, and how everything changed when she fell in love.
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
I knew the truth. That people were fooling themselves when they said they were in love. That there were zombie relationships out there shambling along in desperate need of a shot to the head.
That's where I came in in. For the right price, that is. My name is Ashley Timmons, and I'm the infamous breakup artist. You've probably heard of me.
The breakup artist was a cynic when it came to Love. Big surprise. Only all of that has changed.
I'm not the person you've read about online. Believe it or not, the breakup artist has found love.
It turns out I wasn't broken after all. It wasn't that I couldn't love. The problem was I was trying to love the wrong gender. Oops.
I'm a girl in love with a girl who probably hates me. I'm almost universally hated because of my messy but necessary side hustle. I'm a girl trying to fix all the stuff that's gone wrong. Even the stuff that isn't my fault.
I promise less than half of the nasty rumors you've heard about me are true. That's why I'm writing this. It's time to tell my side of things and set the record straight.
It's time to learn the true story of the breakup artist, and how everything changed when she fell in love.
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
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