Lee Bolton’s Guide to Marriage: How to Compete in a Game You’re Destined to Lose
Marriage. The lifelong contract no one reads before signing, with a scoreboard only your wife can see.
From the bestselling author of Lee Bolton’s Guide to Adultery comes the most disastrously honest, darkly hilarious, and questionably useful self-help guide ever written. Whether you're a newlywed, a long-time sufferer, or somewhere between ‘what’s for dinner’ and ‘don’t touch me,’ Lee Bolton is here to offer his unsolicited advice on surviving the emotional obstacle course known as matrimony.
Inside you’ll find:
– Game plans for arguments you’re never going to win
– Tips for bedroom diplomacy (including advanced grovelling)
– A point-based scoring system no man understands
– Bonus appendices on sex, sulking, and silent treatments
– And a glossary of terms you’ll wish you’d known before proposing
Written while on trial for the murder of his wife and her lover (don’t judge, read the book), Lee’s guide is the ultimate anti-manual for the modern husband – equal parts satire, tragedy, and sexual frustration.
You may not save your marriage, but at least you’ll laugh on the way down.
Genre: Romance
Marriage. The lifelong contract no one reads before signing, with a scoreboard only your wife can see.
From the bestselling author of Lee Bolton’s Guide to Adultery comes the most disastrously honest, darkly hilarious, and questionably useful self-help guide ever written. Whether you're a newlywed, a long-time sufferer, or somewhere between ‘what’s for dinner’ and ‘don’t touch me,’ Lee Bolton is here to offer his unsolicited advice on surviving the emotional obstacle course known as matrimony.
Inside you’ll find:
– Game plans for arguments you’re never going to win
– Tips for bedroom diplomacy (including advanced grovelling)
– A point-based scoring system no man understands
– Bonus appendices on sex, sulking, and silent treatments
– And a glossary of terms you’ll wish you’d known before proposing
Written while on trial for the murder of his wife and her lover (don’t judge, read the book), Lee’s guide is the ultimate anti-manual for the modern husband – equal parts satire, tragedy, and sexual frustration.
You may not save your marriage, but at least you’ll laugh on the way down.
Genre: Romance
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