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American Thighs

American Thighs

(2008)
The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets
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"If I can save one woman from these thighs, I will not have lived in vain," #1 New York Times bestselling humorist Jill Conner Browne writes in American Thighs, her handbook and memoir for the Hot and Flashy. Whether young enough to look "hot" or of the age to only feel that way (in flashes with buckets of sweat), every woman has given, or will give, ample thought to preserving her best "assets" (thighs included), so that the dread transition from "cute girl" to "ma'am" won't be quite so unsettling.

Here are stories of growing up and learning about life -- usually the hard way! From disastrous haircuts and color jobs to fashion or verbal faux pas committed, from the kiss wished for but never gotten to the one that should have been skipped, these are the moments that mark each of our journeys from what we thought back then to what we now know. Since to say that Youth is wasted on the Young has got to be the understatement of all time, it falls upon Browne, as one older and wiser, to take a "Hit and Run" down Memory Lane for the sake of offering "Asset-Preserving Tips," with astonishing disclosures about:
  • Why women have risked their lives just to get a little bit blonder
  • How the muumuu has been fashionably resurrected as the "patio dress"
  • Why it's important to always have a good photo of yourself on hand -- just in case
  • How, no matter what skin you're in, to make it last a lifetime
  • Why you can never trust anyone over eighty-five


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    Hardback Editions

    April 2009 : USA Hardback
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets (Thorndike Laugh Lines)
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-4104-1367-5 / 978-1-4104-1367-3 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Thorndike Press
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    December 2008 : USA Hardback
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 0-7432-7838-0 / 978-0-7432-7838-6 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Simon & Schuster
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    Paperback Editions

    December 2009 : USA Paperback
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 0-7432-7839-9 / 978-0-7432-7839-3 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Simon & Schuster
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    Audio Editions

    April 2015 : USA MP3 CD
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets (Sweet Potato Queens Series)
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-5012-4559-7 / 978-1-5012-4559-6 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    December 2008 : USA Audio CD
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-4233-1137-X / 978-1-4233-1137-9 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Availability: Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    December 2008 : USA MP3 CD
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets (Sweet Potato Queens Series)
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-4233-1139-6 / 978-1-4233-1139-3 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    December 2008 : USA Audio CD
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets (Sweet Potato Queens Series)
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-4233-1136-1 / 978-1-4233-1136-2 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon CA   

    December 2008 : USA MP3 CD
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets (Sweet Potato Queens Series)
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-4233-1138-8 / 978-1-4233-1138-6 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    December 2008 : USA Audio Cassette
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-4233-1134-5 / 978-1-4233-1134-8 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Brilliance Corporation
    Availability: Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

    December 2008 : USA Audio Cassette
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets (Sweet Potato Queens Series)
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    ISBN: 1-4233-1135-3 / 978-1-4233-1135-5 (USA edition)
    Publisher: Brilliance Audio
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon CA   

    Kindle Editions

    December 2008 : USA, Canada Kindle edition
    Title: American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets
    Author(s): Jill Conner Browne
    Publisher: Simon & Schuster
    Availability: Amazon   Amazon CA   



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