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Blue Balls

(2017)
A novel by

 
 
The author of CLAM JAM brings us yet another laugh-out-loud romantic comedy about two people who experience "setbacks" at the most inopportune times...

What happens when the universe gets in the way of your "follow through"?

BLUE BALLS

Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.


SARAH
I'm beyond frustrated with the man who's left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I'm not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more - one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.

Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.

JACK
I'm captivated with the woman who's left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it - and not in the good way - but I'm going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this "plague" of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.

It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.

Praise for BLUE BALLS:

"Blue Balls is everything I love in a breezy, sexy, laugh-out-loud romcom! It's like hanging out with a hilarious and totally inappropriate best friend - I adored every minute." - New York Times bestselling author Annika Martin

"RC Boldt delivers a pee in your pants, hand-over-your-heart awe mix in her latest captivating romantic comedy, Blue Balls." - Author Piper Rayne

"A laugh-out-loud, tears streaming down your face, unforgettable, sexy, 10-star rom-com that I never wanted to end. I'm an RC Boldt fan for life." - Marni Mann Author

"RC never disappoints and leads us down a road of laughter, honestly, and moments that are unforgettable." - A Book Lovers Emporium

"Another winner and must read from Ms. Boldt! I wish I could give it 10 stars!!!!" - A Book Nerd Bookseller & Bibliophile Blog

"Laugh Out Loud...Pee In Your Pants...(just wear depends...it's ok I won't judge)Romantic Comedy... I swear I want to jump in the book and be a fly on the wall. I haven't laughed, chuckled or shook my head thinking "really did that just happen" in such a long time with a book. Again, I just can't. HILARIOUS!!!!" - Chasing the Words Book Blog

"A definite must read and great for your stomach muscles!" - Goodreads Reviewer

"Five Laugh-out-loud and snort/spray-your-drink stars!" - Author Teresa Michaels

Genre: Romance

Praise for this book

"RC Boldt delivers a pee in your pants, hand-over-your-heart awe mix in her latest captivating romantic comedy, Blue Balls. The slow burn of the characters falling in love left me with warm fuzzies long after I finished reading. Highly recommend." - Piper Rayne


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Paperback Editions

August 2017 : USA Paperback
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Title: Blue Balls
Author(s): RC Boldt
ISBN: 1-68230-608-9 / 978-1-68230-608-6 (USA edition)
Publisher: EverAfter Romance
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   Amazon AU   


June 2017 : USA Paperback
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Title: Blue Balls
Author(s): RC Boldt
ISBN: 1-5472-2310-3 / 978-1-5472-2310-7 (USA edition)
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   Amazon AU   


Kindle Editions

August 2017 : USA, Australia, Canada, UK Kindle edition
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Title: BLUE BALLS
Author(s): RC Boldt
Publisher: RC BOLDT PUBLISHING, LLC
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   Amazon AU