My Life and Other Exploding Chickens

I have a few confessions. I've done a runner from the dentist. I'm petrified of clowns. Giant headlice tried to eat me. A lost sock nearly killed me. And you're not going to believe this, but I was attacked by Library Ninjas when
my book was five years overdue. Let my life be a warning to you.

Plus, how to get famous by:
1. Clapping
2. Collecting scabs
3. Knitting


Genre: Children's Fiction