"I love this book." Robin Ince
"This book won’t change your life… but it will affirm it, in all its slovenliness, solipsism and meanness of spirit. It is, in a word, a joy…" Desmon Bullen, northernsoul.me.uk
Ever wondered what to do with a squab if you find one?
Would you like to visit the steakhouse on Halley’s comet?
Are eggs sentient?
What is life?
This collection of surreal stories will answer those questions, and many more.
*Find out why Northern Soul compared this book to both Viz magazine and Jane Austen in the same breath*
(tw: this is a work of occasionally dark or 'close-to-the-bone' satirical humour, commenting on how humans treat themselves, each other - and other creatures. It also has very strong language. As such, it may not be suitable for particularly sensitive souls. But it is also VERY funny.)
Genre: General Fiction
"This book won’t change your life… but it will affirm it, in all its slovenliness, solipsism and meanness of spirit. It is, in a word, a joy…" Desmon Bullen, northernsoul.me.uk
Ever wondered what to do with a squab if you find one?
Would you like to visit the steakhouse on Halley’s comet?
Are eggs sentient?
What is life?
This collection of surreal stories will answer those questions, and many more.
*Find out why Northern Soul compared this book to both Viz magazine and Jane Austen in the same breath*
(tw: this is a work of occasionally dark or 'close-to-the-bone' satirical humour, commenting on how humans treat themselves, each other - and other creatures. It also has very strong language. As such, it may not be suitable for particularly sensitive souls. But it is also VERY funny.)
Genre: General Fiction
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