I hired a seven-foot orc mercenary to be my fake date for my sister’s perfect wedding.
Not for love. For revenge. One terrifying green wall of muscle to make my ex sweat, shut my mother up, and give Petunia something to choke on besides her champagne. Three days of hand-holding, dirty looks, and zero feelings.
Easy.
Except Dash Roark doesn’t do ‘easy.’
He carries shields for fun, backhands trolls like it’s Tuesday, and looks at me like I’m the only contract he’s ever wanted to break. One griffin attack, one sentient tuxedo that tried to fuse us together, and one very public fountain brawl later, I’m covered in mud, cake, and bad decisions''' and this massive orc is still standing next to me like he has no intention of leaving.
I paid for scary.
I got something much worse.
I got mine.
Read on for fake dating chaos, size difference so big it needs its own zip code, protective orc obsession, wedding disaster energy, and a baker who accidentally caught feelings for the green mercenary she hired. HEA Guaranteed!
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Not for love. For revenge. One terrifying green wall of muscle to make my ex sweat, shut my mother up, and give Petunia something to choke on besides her champagne. Three days of hand-holding, dirty looks, and zero feelings.
Easy.
Except Dash Roark doesn’t do ‘easy.’
He carries shields for fun, backhands trolls like it’s Tuesday, and looks at me like I’m the only contract he’s ever wanted to break. One griffin attack, one sentient tuxedo that tried to fuse us together, and one very public fountain brawl later, I’m covered in mud, cake, and bad decisions''' and this massive orc is still standing next to me like he has no intention of leaving.
I paid for scary.
I got something much worse.
I got mine.
Read on for fake dating chaos, size difference so big it needs its own zip code, protective orc obsession, wedding disaster energy, and a baker who accidentally caught feelings for the green mercenary she hired. HEA Guaranteed!
Genre: Paranormal Romance