I ruined the hottest man on the block the day I moved in.
One bag of enchanted fertilizer exploded across his pristine lawn and the seven-foot moss-green orc next door lost his goddamn mind. Flynn Danger—lawn fascist, rule-obsessed warband vet, walking wall of muscle and disapproval—slapped me with a laminated citation before I’d even unpacked my moonvine.
He should’ve hated me.
Instead he started stalking my chaos like it personally offended him… then started protecting it.
Now we’re breaking into evil elf greenhouses at midnight, pressure-washing magical beetles, and he’s swinging a sledgehammer at the fence he built just so he can get his hands on me in the middle of our shared yard.
This uptight orc is supposed to be temporary.
A neighbor with benefits.
A very large, very growly mistake.
Except my heart didn’t get the memo, and neither did his glowing runes.
He says I wrecked his grass.
I say I just fertilized his whole life.
Read on for chaotic sunshine vs grumpy orc, enemies-to-lovers neighbor wars, sentient plant mayhem, and the mailbox-destroying half-orc toddler who sealed their fate. HEA Guaranteed!
Genre: Paranormal Romance
One bag of enchanted fertilizer exploded across his pristine lawn and the seven-foot moss-green orc next door lost his goddamn mind. Flynn Danger—lawn fascist, rule-obsessed warband vet, walking wall of muscle and disapproval—slapped me with a laminated citation before I’d even unpacked my moonvine.
He should’ve hated me.
Instead he started stalking my chaos like it personally offended him… then started protecting it.
Now we’re breaking into evil elf greenhouses at midnight, pressure-washing magical beetles, and he’s swinging a sledgehammer at the fence he built just so he can get his hands on me in the middle of our shared yard.
This uptight orc is supposed to be temporary.
A neighbor with benefits.
A very large, very growly mistake.
Except my heart didn’t get the memo, and neither did his glowing runes.
He says I wrecked his grass.
I say I just fertilized his whole life.
Read on for chaotic sunshine vs grumpy orc, enemies-to-lovers neighbor wars, sentient plant mayhem, and the mailbox-destroying half-orc toddler who sealed their fate. HEA Guaranteed!
Genre: Paranormal Romance