I bought a knock-off smart speaker to save twenty bucks. I ended up with a demon who judges my Spotify Wrapped.
I just wanted to know the weather. Instead, the plastic cylinder on my counter started giving me unsolicited advice on blood rituals and insulting my taste in men. That''s Zarathos, a Demon of Forbidden Knowledge who is currently trapped in my Wi-Fi network.
After I accidentally short-circuited his prison with a spilled latte, he manifested in my living room. He’s six feet of glitchy, flickering perfection who buffers when the internet is slow and gets into screaming matches with Alexa.
But having a demon in your smart home has… complications. He doesn’t just control the thermostat or the lights. He’s hacked into everything.
Including the toys in my nightstand drawer.
I should probably perform an exorcism. But it’s hard to delete him when he knows exactly how to push my buttons—literally, digitally, and physically. I think I’ve been infected with malware, and I really don’t want to run a virus scan.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
I just wanted to know the weather. Instead, the plastic cylinder on my counter started giving me unsolicited advice on blood rituals and insulting my taste in men. That''s Zarathos, a Demon of Forbidden Knowledge who is currently trapped in my Wi-Fi network.
After I accidentally short-circuited his prison with a spilled latte, he manifested in my living room. He’s six feet of glitchy, flickering perfection who buffers when the internet is slow and gets into screaming matches with Alexa.
But having a demon in your smart home has… complications. He doesn’t just control the thermostat or the lights. He’s hacked into everything.
Including the toys in my nightstand drawer.
I should probably perform an exorcism. But it’s hard to delete him when he knows exactly how to push my buttons—literally, digitally, and physically. I think I’ve been infected with malware, and I really don’t want to run a virus scan.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
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