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The Cougar Chronicles 2

(The second book in the Cougar Chronicles series)
A novel by

Our definition of Cougar:
A sexy, confidant woman who knows who and what she wants.

This is Sara's story.

She's fiery, sassy and explodes at any given second.
She's sexy, funny and wildly inappropriate.
She pokes holes in eggplants,
And has an obsession with penises.

She might be a train-wreck,
but she sure has fun before she crashes.

This is episode two in The Cougar Chronicles-- a series of novellas designed to read in a short time span... so you can enjoy a light-hearted romp of inappropriateness without committing to spending an entire week on a book.

Need a mood boost? A spirit lift? Pick up a Cougar Chronicle...for a shot of wildly inappropriate and highly irreverent fun.


"Her spirit is just fine," Alex defends his woman, patting her hip. "She's got an amazing spirit, actually."
I narrow my eyes. "Are you using spirit as code for something? Like vagina, or nipples?"
Alex sighs. "You're incorrigible."
"I know that," I tell him cheerfully. "It's a gift."
"Or a curse," Alli mutters under her breath.
I give up on her and turn to her fiancee. "Can I have free rein over your groom's cake? I have a fantastic idea."
He starts to nod, but Alli breaks in. "You're not getting a penis cake, Sara. Let it go."
"But, Alli- can't you just see how funny it would be? All of the people in the room dressed to the nines and eating penis?? Pleasseeee God, let me do it."
"God doesn't want a penis cake," she assures me. "And neither do I."
"Don't speak for God," I tell her. "You don't know what He wants."
"I know He doesn't want a penis cake," she answers and she sounds tired.
"How do you know? He designed the penis. He probably even has one. Oh my God. Does God have a penis??"
The idea has never occurred to me before, and Alex and Alli both look appalled.
"You're going to hell," Alex tells me firmly. "I hope Satan gives you the best room with the strippers."
"It was a valid question," I insist as I pour another glass of wine. "I mean, if God is a man, why wouldn't he have a penis? It's not sacrilegious. I mean, he invented the penis in the first place. If I were God, I'd give myself a giant penis. The biggest penis in the world."
"I can't believe we're talking about this," Alli grumbles into her glass.
"Can't you?" Alex asks drolly. "Sara is here, after all."
"You love me," I assure them. "Don't pretend you don't."


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Used availability for Courtney Cole's The Cougar Chronicles 2

Paperback Editions

April 2016 : Paperback

Title: The Cougar Chronicles (Volume 2)
Author(s): Courtney Cole
ISBN: 1-5328-3610-4 / 978-1-5328-3610-7
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   

Kindle Editions

April 2016 : USA, Canada, UK Kindle edition

Title: The Cougar Chronicles 2
Author(s): Courtney Cole
Publisher: Lakehouse Press, Inc.
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA