Hordes, Hearts, & A Hell Of A Mess
(2025)(The second book in the Brains, Brawn, & Bad Decisions series)
A novel by Jeanette Clarke
Becca Montgomery thought leading a zombie army in the apocalypse was challenging—then she got pregnant. Now, she’s juggling undead minions, rival factions, and four ridiculously attractive men who all might be the father(s) of her twins. But the biggest problem? Her mutant virus is growing stronger, whispering in her mind, urging her to bite the men in her life and spread its power.
With a heavily armed faction hell-bent on capturing her, Becca is very much NOT in the mood to be kidnapped while 8.5 months pregnant. So, naturally, she organizes her zombies into military squads, leads a full-blown battle while in labor, and bites a man mid-gunfight—accidentally turning him into something… more.
As if that wasn’t enough chaos, her newborn twins immediately display necromantic abilities, casually commanding the undead before they can even crawl. Now, with two tiny overlords, a love quadrangle that refuses to resolve itself, and a farm full of cult-worshipers, Becca has officially lost control of her apocalypse—but at least she’s still thriving.
Filled with action, humor, steamy moments, and zombie mayhem, Hordes, Hearts, and A Hell Of A Mess is the wild, laugh-out-loud second book to the most ridiculous, most exhilarating, and most unserious zombie apocalypse story you’ll ever read.
Genre: Romantic Suspense
With a heavily armed faction hell-bent on capturing her, Becca is very much NOT in the mood to be kidnapped while 8.5 months pregnant. So, naturally, she organizes her zombies into military squads, leads a full-blown battle while in labor, and bites a man mid-gunfight—accidentally turning him into something… more.
As if that wasn’t enough chaos, her newborn twins immediately display necromantic abilities, casually commanding the undead before they can even crawl. Now, with two tiny overlords, a love quadrangle that refuses to resolve itself, and a farm full of cult-worshipers, Becca has officially lost control of her apocalypse—but at least she’s still thriving.
Filled with action, humor, steamy moments, and zombie mayhem, Hordes, Hearts, and A Hell Of A Mess is the wild, laugh-out-loud second book to the most ridiculous, most exhilarating, and most unserious zombie apocalypse story you’ll ever read.
Genre: Romantic Suspense
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