Confessions of a Trash Droid: The Complete Series: Books 1-7
(2026)(A book in the Confessions of a Trash Droid series)
An omnibus of novels by Michael Cheney
Confessions of a Trash Droid is a humorous sci-fi adventure series featuring T.E.D.D. - a trash droid with glitches, a foul mouth, sarcasm to spare, and zero interest in cleaning up our mess.
Unfortunately, quitting isn’t easy with a corporate death squad on your tail. To survive, T.E.D.D. must embrace his anomaly and maybe even team up with the humans he can’t stand. Equal parts dry wit and reluctant heroics, a darkly comic sci-fi about the little guy’s fight against the machine and what it means to be human.
Perfect for humorous science fiction fans who love reading Douglas Adams, Martha Wells, Asimov, John Scalzi, Andy Weir, and Adrian Tchaikovsky.
Selection of Praise For "Confessions of a Trash Droid" from Over 50,000 Books Sold
"Just ordered the rest of the series! Book 1 was awesome!!! Gotta love a trash droid metal head!!" - Kurt Rohling
"I love T.E.D.D. and his crazy sci-fi adventures." - Georgia Oxley Gonzales
"Great book! I couldn't put it down." - Faith Holinda
"Love this series, Tedd, the robot, is hilarious!" - Beverly Fuqua
"Love this sci-fi series! What a smart ass robot with a big heart!" - Kathy Patton
"Read this. You'll love it. You'll gobble your way through and quickly download the next one." - Phyllis Prats
"I really enjoyed this series. I can’t wait for more." - Connie Garneau Cornell
"I loved this book! Not my usual genre. It’s the robot’s voice driving the story, for me." - Donna Nelson
"Very fast, entertaining sci-fi series." - Larry Davis
"I binged non-stop on books 1-5 and am now patiently waiting for book 6 to come out!" - Mark Rooke
"Part way through 1st book. Spat my drink out a number of times. Well written." - Ian Mills
"Ripped through 5 books, pre ordered book 6! Rip roaring fun." - Alan MacArthur
"Just finished reading paperback book 1, brilliant!" - Graham Richards
"I've just read it. Started it this morning, finished it 3 hours later. The housework got left undone." - Barbara Smith
"Bought the first one on a whim great book, bought the second straight after, love the narrative and the manner in which it's written great" - Paul Teece
"Got the rest of the series queued up! I love giggling on the bus on the way to work" - Andrew Quintian
"Just started reading the first book to see if it was a good as stated. Very happy to say that it exceeded my expectations (as a hardcore H2G2 fan). I will definitely be reading the series. Drawback is it keep me awake in bed laughing" - Greg Chaplin
"Got this book on the recommendation of the author, (sounded worth a punt). It was an absolute cracking read from start to finish. Really well written, good characters, intrigue, comedy some of it dark, it kept me awake a couple of nights reading way past my bed time. I am 25% into the second book now. Treat yourself to a good little read!" — Andy Fox
"Just finished it and I certainly recommend it. Very easy to read and I loved the comedy." — Geoffrey Tiberias
"I am loving this... not very far in and reached a point where TEDD is having issues at the Cemetery and I have laughed out loud a number of times… truly refreshing and a great fun book." — Chris Marc
"I have been letting my friends know what an excellent read this series is.
Genre: Science Fiction
Unfortunately, quitting isn’t easy with a corporate death squad on your tail. To survive, T.E.D.D. must embrace his anomaly and maybe even team up with the humans he can’t stand. Equal parts dry wit and reluctant heroics, a darkly comic sci-fi about the little guy’s fight against the machine and what it means to be human.
Perfect for humorous science fiction fans who love reading Douglas Adams, Martha Wells, Asimov, John Scalzi, Andy Weir, and Adrian Tchaikovsky.
Selection of Praise For "Confessions of a Trash Droid" from Over 50,000 Books Sold
"Just ordered the rest of the series! Book 1 was awesome!!! Gotta love a trash droid metal head!!" - Kurt Rohling
"I love T.E.D.D. and his crazy sci-fi adventures." - Georgia Oxley Gonzales
"Great book! I couldn't put it down." - Faith Holinda
"Love this series, Tedd, the robot, is hilarious!" - Beverly Fuqua
"Love this sci-fi series! What a smart ass robot with a big heart!" - Kathy Patton
"Read this. You'll love it. You'll gobble your way through and quickly download the next one." - Phyllis Prats
"I really enjoyed this series. I can’t wait for more." - Connie Garneau Cornell
"I loved this book! Not my usual genre. It’s the robot’s voice driving the story, for me." - Donna Nelson
"Very fast, entertaining sci-fi series." - Larry Davis
"I binged non-stop on books 1-5 and am now patiently waiting for book 6 to come out!" - Mark Rooke
"Part way through 1st book. Spat my drink out a number of times. Well written." - Ian Mills
"Ripped through 5 books, pre ordered book 6! Rip roaring fun." - Alan MacArthur
"Just finished reading paperback book 1, brilliant!" - Graham Richards
"I've just read it. Started it this morning, finished it 3 hours later. The housework got left undone." - Barbara Smith
"Bought the first one on a whim great book, bought the second straight after, love the narrative and the manner in which it's written great" - Paul Teece
"Got the rest of the series queued up! I love giggling on the bus on the way to work" - Andrew Quintian
"Just started reading the first book to see if it was a good as stated. Very happy to say that it exceeded my expectations (as a hardcore H2G2 fan). I will definitely be reading the series. Drawback is it keep me awake in bed laughing" - Greg Chaplin
"Got this book on the recommendation of the author, (sounded worth a punt). It was an absolute cracking read from start to finish. Really well written, good characters, intrigue, comedy some of it dark, it kept me awake a couple of nights reading way past my bed time. I am 25% into the second book now. Treat yourself to a good little read!" — Andy Fox
"Just finished it and I certainly recommend it. Very easy to read and I loved the comedy." — Geoffrey Tiberias
"I am loving this... not very far in and reached a point where TEDD is having issues at the Cemetery and I have laughed out loud a number of times… truly refreshing and a great fun book." — Chris Marc
"I have been letting my friends know what an excellent read this series is.
Genre: Science Fiction
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