Rule one of being the league's most notorious playboy: never let anyone close enough to matter.
I've been very good at that rule. Two years good—ever since I lost the only mate I'll ever get and learned an orc doesn't fall twice.
So the plan was simple. Score goals. Break hearts. Keep the one secret that matters locked behind my front door, where the cameras can't reach her.
Then a kiss cam caught me bickering with a gorgeous, infuriating human named Ginger, and the internet decided we were the love story of the year.
Now the team wants us to fake it. Ginger wants the paycheck—she's broke and too stubborn to admit it. And I want her nowhere near my carefully guarded life…
…right up until she finds what I've been hiding from the whole world.
My daughter.
Ginger should have run. Instead she got down on the floor, called my feral four-year-old's bluff, and became the one person my kid won't let go of.
The one person I can't stop wanting.
Every orc alive says it's impossible—my bond burned out when I buried my mate. I don't get a second one.
My body didn't get the memo.
Because the unimpressed, absolutely-off-limits human sleeping down the hall?
She's mine.
And this time, I'd rather learn how to do the impossible than survive losing it twice.
How to Date a Human is a steamy monster hockey romance featuring a grumpy widower orc, a viral kiss cam, a secret single dad, forced proximity, one very determined nanny, grumpy/sunshine, and a happily-ever-after worth breaking every rule for.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
I've been very good at that rule. Two years good—ever since I lost the only mate I'll ever get and learned an orc doesn't fall twice.
So the plan was simple. Score goals. Break hearts. Keep the one secret that matters locked behind my front door, where the cameras can't reach her.
Then a kiss cam caught me bickering with a gorgeous, infuriating human named Ginger, and the internet decided we were the love story of the year.
Now the team wants us to fake it. Ginger wants the paycheck—she's broke and too stubborn to admit it. And I want her nowhere near my carefully guarded life…
…right up until she finds what I've been hiding from the whole world.
My daughter.
Ginger should have run. Instead she got down on the floor, called my feral four-year-old's bluff, and became the one person my kid won't let go of.
The one person I can't stop wanting.
Every orc alive says it's impossible—my bond burned out when I buried my mate. I don't get a second one.
My body didn't get the memo.
Because the unimpressed, absolutely-off-limits human sleeping down the hall?
She's mine.
And this time, I'd rather learn how to do the impossible than survive losing it twice.
How to Date a Human is a steamy monster hockey romance featuring a grumpy widower orc, a viral kiss cam, a secret single dad, forced proximity, one very determined nanny, grumpy/sunshine, and a happily-ever-after worth breaking every rule for.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Used availability for Reese Calloway's How to Date a Human