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Totally Unsuitable for Children

(2000)
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So what would you do if you looked out of your bedroom window and saw a huge, great Victorian theatre land in the field next to your house, belching green smoke from its engines? Sophie Ottershaw didn't hesitate. As editor of the school newspaper it was her duty to investigate immediately.

She finds that the Galactic Coliseum has landed and that because alien audiences have grown tired of Douglas the Android and Dennis Biggs and his Cabinet of Death, things are about to change. Julian, the theatre's owner, has picked up a new act at the last fuelling stop on their way to earth ...

This zany, fast-moving, science-fiction comedy that appeals to just about every young audience will certainly appeal to fans of Simon Cheshire's hilarious Jeremy Brown stories but will also pick up new fans who love great story-telling--Pauline Sutton

    

Used availability for Simon Cheshire's Totally Unsuitable for Children

Hardback Editions

January 2000 : UK Hardback
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Title: Totally Unsuitable for Children
Author(s): Simon Cheshire
ISBN: 0-7445-5936-7 / 978-0-7445-5936-1 (UK edition)
Publisher: Walker Books Ltd
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Paperback Editions

November 2010 : UK Paperback
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Title: Totally Unsuitable For Children
Author(s): Simon Cheshire
ISBN: 0-9565049-4-9 / 978-0-9565049-4-4 (UK edition)
Publisher: Simon Cheshire
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July 2000 : UK Paperback
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Title: Totally Unsuitable for Children
Author(s): Simon Cheshire
ISBN: 0-7445-7784-5 / 978-0-7445-7784-6 (UK edition)
Publisher: Walker Books Ltd
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Audio Editions

2006 : UK Audio CD

Title: totally unsuitable for children
Author(s): Simon Cheshire
ISBN: 1-4056-5628-X / 978-1-4056-5628-3 (UK edition)
Publisher: BBC Audiobooks
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July 2002 : UK Audio Cassette
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Title: Totally Unsuitable for Children
Author(s): Simon Cheshire
ISBN: 0-7540-6311-9 / 978-0-7540-6311-7 (UK edition)
Publisher: Chivers Children's Audio Books
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