Ten dates. No funny business. What could possibly go wrong?
Geoff
After two decades of glamorous chaos, I’ve hung up my passport and taken a teaching job. To teenagers. Who call me ‘sir’ unironically and think film cameras are vintage. My therapist says it’s time for something meaningful. Then she drops the real bombshell: no bedroom antics until at least date number ten.
Apparently, ‘getting to know someone’ is the new foreplay.
I ask Christa to help me navigate this dating minefield. She’s smart, sharp-tongued, and annoyingly the last person I should be around. We’ve already made a mistake once. A very good one. Now I’m trying to behave myself… and failing. Repeatedly.
Christa
My ex broke off our engagement at forty-three because he wasn’t ready to settle down. I’ve officially had it with men. Especially the charming ones with easy smiles and surprisingly deep conversations.
Geoff Corbin is a walking red flag. He’s also thoughtful, infuriatingly fit, and apparently very into self-improvement. Now I’m helping him learn how to date like a proper grown-up while trying not to remember just how good he is at being bad.
We’re just friends.
With rules.
And absolutely no funny business.
Prepare for a laugh-out-loud romcom packed with disastrous dates, wildly inappropriate thoughts, and a mid-forties man who’s been banned from taking his trousers off. Meet our reluctant hero, a rugged ex-fashion photographer with the emotional range of a teaspoon, and the no-nonsense woman who’s agreed to help him date like a grown-up.
The Bedroom Ban is a steamy, romcom of terrible timing, excellent kissing, and the kind of chaos that proves falling in love is never neat, tidy, or even remotely appropriate.
Heads up: this book comes with a naughty twist of adult content. Set in England and penned in British English. It is a standalone in an interconnecting world.
Genre: Romance
Geoff
After two decades of glamorous chaos, I’ve hung up my passport and taken a teaching job. To teenagers. Who call me ‘sir’ unironically and think film cameras are vintage. My therapist says it’s time for something meaningful. Then she drops the real bombshell: no bedroom antics until at least date number ten.
Apparently, ‘getting to know someone’ is the new foreplay.
I ask Christa to help me navigate this dating minefield. She’s smart, sharp-tongued, and annoyingly the last person I should be around. We’ve already made a mistake once. A very good one. Now I’m trying to behave myself… and failing. Repeatedly.
Christa
My ex broke off our engagement at forty-three because he wasn’t ready to settle down. I’ve officially had it with men. Especially the charming ones with easy smiles and surprisingly deep conversations.
Geoff Corbin is a walking red flag. He’s also thoughtful, infuriatingly fit, and apparently very into self-improvement. Now I’m helping him learn how to date like a proper grown-up while trying not to remember just how good he is at being bad.
We’re just friends.
With rules.
And absolutely no funny business.
Prepare for a laugh-out-loud romcom packed with disastrous dates, wildly inappropriate thoughts, and a mid-forties man who’s been banned from taking his trousers off. Meet our reluctant hero, a rugged ex-fashion photographer with the emotional range of a teaspoon, and the no-nonsense woman who’s agreed to help him date like a grown-up.
The Bedroom Ban is a steamy, romcom of terrible timing, excellent kissing, and the kind of chaos that proves falling in love is never neat, tidy, or even remotely appropriate.
Heads up: this book comes with a naughty twist of adult content. Set in England and penned in British English. It is a standalone in an interconnecting world.
Genre: Romance
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