book cover of Why Cthulhu Loves Bikinis?
 

Why Cthulhu Loves Bikinis?

(2026)
(A book in the Honeybay Heat series)
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He’s an ancient god of the abyss.
She just crashed a yacht into his living room.


It’s going to be a long summer.

Rhea is on the run, but she didn’t expect to run straight into a Category 4 hurricane—or the arms of a man who looks like he could bench-press a submarine.Jaxx is grumpy, dangerous, and has zero patience for clumsy humans.

He also has a secret.

He’s not just a dive instructor.

He’s something far older. Far more powerful.

And when a mysterious mating mark appears on his arm, Rhea finds herself promoted from "Boat-Wrecker" to "Fake Mate."
Now Rhea is stuck playing fake mate to a sea god with a temper, a terrifying reputation, and a family that would love to tear her apart.
The problem?

Jaxx isn’t pretending.

Falling for a sea god was never the plan.
But in Honeybay, the water is warm, the secrets are deep and the sea doesn’t give anything back.
And once something is claimed…

It doesn’t let go.
Series Profile: This book is a high-tension monster romance in the coastal town of Honeybay. It features an Eldritch God / Cthulhu protector with a focus on scent-based attraction and non-human anatomy. Ideal for readers seeking cozy monster spice with a possessive, protective, and otherworldly hero.


Genre: Paranormal Romance



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