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Getting Rid of Matthew

(2007)
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What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie (and their two daughters) and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore...Plan A - stop shaving your armpits, and your bikini line; tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks; stop having sex with him; pick holes in the way he dresses; don't brush you teeth, or your hair, or the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin; buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around. Plan B - accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie; give yourself a fake name and identity; befriend Sophie; actually begin to really like Sophie; snog Matthew's son (whose the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile); buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity; befriend Matthew's children. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong. "Getting Rid of Matthew" isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way, Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan...

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Hardback Editions

September 2007 : UK Hardback
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew (Charnwood Large Print)
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 1-84617-880-0 / 978-1-84617-880-1 (UK edition)
Publisher: Ulverscroft Large Print Books Ltd
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August 2007 : USA Hardback
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 1-4013-0320-X / 978-1-4013-0320-4 (USA edition)
Publisher: Voice
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Paperback Editions

August 2008 : USA Paperback
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 1-4013-4079-2 / 978-1-4013-4079-7 (USA edition)
Publisher: Hyperion
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March 2008 : UK Mass Market Paperback
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 0-00-200014-8 / 978-0-00-200014-7 (UK edition)
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
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February 2007 : UK Paperback
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 0-00-648120-5 / 978-0-00-648120-1 (UK edition)
Publisher: Hyperion/Voice
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January 2007 : UK Paperback
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 0-14-102529-8 / 978-0-14-102529-2 (UK edition)
Publisher: Penguin
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Audio Editions

December 2007 : UK Audio CD
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew (unabridged audio book)
Author(s): Jane Fallon narrated by Adjoa Andoh
ISBN: 1-4074-1360-0 / 978-1-4074-1360-0 (UK edition)
Publisher: Whole Story Audio Books
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September 2007 : UK Audio edition
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
Publisher: Orion Publishing Group Limited
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August 2007 : UK Audio CD
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 0-7528-9167-7 / 978-0-7528-9167-5 (UK edition)
Publisher: Orion
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August 2007 : USA Audio edition
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
Publisher: Books on Tape
Availability: Amazon   


August 2007 : Canada Audio edition
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
Publisher: Books on Tape
Availability: Amazon CA   


August 2007 : USA Audio CD
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew [CD] (Audiobook)
Author(s): Jane Fallon
ISBN: 1-4159-4029-0 / 978-1-4159-4029-7 (USA edition)
Publisher: Books on Tape
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April 2007 : Canada Audio edition
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks
Availability: Amazon CA   


April 2007 : UK Audio edition
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks
Availability: Amazon UK   


Kindle Editions

August 2007 : USA Kindle edition
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
Publisher: Hachette Books
Availability: Amazon   


January 2007 : UK Kindle edition
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Title: Getting Rid of Matthew
Author(s): Jane Fallon
Publisher: Penguin
Availability: Amazon UK   



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