All 3 of the hilarious Cullen Novels together in a single box set...
WHERE SEAGULLS DARE
"Salmon Fishing In The Yemen meets Pulp Fiction."
ECOLOGY. SABOTAGE. THEFT. PANTO.
What's the connection between a scheming Russian oligarch and his bungling henchmen, an ardent eco-protester and a faded Hollywood bombshell? And why are they leaving crime scenes all over Scotland - from Largs to Orkney, Stornoway to the Borders?
And what has any of this got to do with Cullen? He just wants to be bloody left alone.
It's a series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon.
Oh no it isn't!
OH YES IT IS!
A FISTFUL OF COLLARS
Everyone wants Tuppence... everyone, except her husband.
Tuppence Lowry is beautiful, successful - and kidnapped! Why doesn't her footballer husband want her back? What will her kidnappers do now? And why has Cullen suddenly appeared, armed with a very angry badger?
Its a hilariously twisted comic tale of greed, jealousy and incompetence which runs the length of Britain, from a textile mill in the Scottish Borders, to London Fashion Week, via a Hibs/Hearts cup-tie.
At the end of the day, for Cullen, none of this is a matter of life and death.
Oh no. It's much more important than that.
THE GOOD THE BAD & THE RUGBY
Getting to the truth. By trial... and eror error.
Cullen is on jury duty, and the sleepy Scottish town of Melrose is experiencing a rare crime wave: the famous Rugby Sevens trophy is stolen, a dead body is unearthed, there is a spate of petty arson, and someone drives a van into Gloria's front room.
Why? And what is her husband doing every night up on Eildon hill?
In this hilarious crime romp, misguided loyalties, thwarted love, and unbelievable gullibility reach crisis point on the one day in the year when the world pays a visit to Melrose.
At the final whistle, Cullen will ensure that justice is done.
Because sometimes twelve good men just isn't enough.
Genre: General Fiction
WHERE SEAGULLS DARE
"Salmon Fishing In The Yemen meets Pulp Fiction."
ECOLOGY. SABOTAGE. THEFT. PANTO.
What's the connection between a scheming Russian oligarch and his bungling henchmen, an ardent eco-protester and a faded Hollywood bombshell? And why are they leaving crime scenes all over Scotland - from Largs to Orkney, Stornoway to the Borders?
And what has any of this got to do with Cullen? He just wants to be bloody left alone.
It's a series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon.
Oh no it isn't!
OH YES IT IS!
A FISTFUL OF COLLARS
Everyone wants Tuppence... everyone, except her husband.
Tuppence Lowry is beautiful, successful - and kidnapped! Why doesn't her footballer husband want her back? What will her kidnappers do now? And why has Cullen suddenly appeared, armed with a very angry badger?
Its a hilariously twisted comic tale of greed, jealousy and incompetence which runs the length of Britain, from a textile mill in the Scottish Borders, to London Fashion Week, via a Hibs/Hearts cup-tie.
At the end of the day, for Cullen, none of this is a matter of life and death.
Oh no. It's much more important than that.
THE GOOD THE BAD & THE RUGBY
Getting to the truth. By trial... and eror error.
Cullen is on jury duty, and the sleepy Scottish town of Melrose is experiencing a rare crime wave: the famous Rugby Sevens trophy is stolen, a dead body is unearthed, there is a spate of petty arson, and someone drives a van into Gloria's front room.
Why? And what is her husband doing every night up on Eildon hill?
In this hilarious crime romp, misguided loyalties, thwarted love, and unbelievable gullibility reach crisis point on the one day in the year when the world pays a visit to Melrose.
At the final whistle, Cullen will ensure that justice is done.
Because sometimes twelve good men just isn't enough.
Genre: General Fiction
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