Why Does My Vagina Feel Like it Swallowed a Bag of Hot Knives?
(2026)A non fiction book by Christine Gael
I'm basically dying.
And if you picked up this book, chances are, so are you. See, I'm convinced that Mother Nature never intended for us to live this long. And now, like a mighty oak shedding its dry, shriveled leaves, we are in what was meant to be the winter of our lives. Only now, thanks to science, it ISN'T. And now, we've somehow gone from juicy saplings to bare-ass trees with crusty bark and gnarled branches—seemingly overnight—with decades still left on the clock, all the while, wondering, "WTF just happened?"
No, you’re not losing your mind.
And yes, it really is this freaking insane.
Because no one told us it was coming, and now we're left holding a bag we don't know what to do with. Which is why I wrote this book. It's not a medical manual. It's more like a survival guide, where we put it all on the table. The good, the bad, and the pudgy.
We'll laugh. We'll cry. We might laugh and cry at the same time. And who knows? Maybe someone will get shanked with a spork on account of them chewing too loud. But you won't be alone, and sometimes that's enough...
And if you picked up this book, chances are, so are you. See, I'm convinced that Mother Nature never intended for us to live this long. And now, like a mighty oak shedding its dry, shriveled leaves, we are in what was meant to be the winter of our lives. Only now, thanks to science, it ISN'T. And now, we've somehow gone from juicy saplings to bare-ass trees with crusty bark and gnarled branches—seemingly overnight—with decades still left on the clock, all the while, wondering, "WTF just happened?"
No, you’re not losing your mind.
And yes, it really is this freaking insane.
Because no one told us it was coming, and now we're left holding a bag we don't know what to do with. Which is why I wrote this book. It's not a medical manual. It's more like a survival guide, where we put it all on the table. The good, the bad, and the pudgy.
We'll laugh. We'll cry. We might laugh and cry at the same time. And who knows? Maybe someone will get shanked with a spork on account of them chewing too loud. But you won't be alone, and sometimes that's enough...
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