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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.
Dateless dork Bill Ryder never suspected it would take death to make his life a hell of a lot more interesting, but then he met a girl to die for - so he did.
Now he’s a vampire, surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and much cooler than he is. They’re giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn’t give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.
Bill isn’t exactly average, though. A vamp like him hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that makes him too obnoxious to quit. Good thing, too, because he’ll need all the help he can get if he doesn’t want to end up even deader than last time.
Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty monsters, gory mishaps, and an unlikely hero who, fangs or not, is still at the bottom of the food chain.
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Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
If you're a fan of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, K.F. Breene, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for a bloody good time with this side-splitting tale of horror comedy.
Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to start flying your vampire geek flag today.
Note: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and enough four-letter words to fill a dump truck.
The complete Tome of Bill series order:
Dateless dork Bill Ryder never suspected it would take death to make his life a hell of a lot more interesting, but then he met a girl to die for - so he did.
Now he’s a vampire, surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and much cooler than he is. They’re giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn’t give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.
Bill isn’t exactly average, though. A vamp like him hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that makes him too obnoxious to quit. Good thing, too, because he’ll need all the help he can get if he doesn’t want to end up even deader than last time.
Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty monsters, gory mishaps, and an unlikely hero who, fangs or not, is still at the bottom of the food chain.
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Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
If you're a fan of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, K.F. Breene, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for a bloody good time with this side-splitting tale of horror comedy.
Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to start flying your vampire geek flag today.
Note: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and enough four-letter words to fill a dump truck.
The complete Tome of Bill series order:
- Bill the Vampire (book 1)
Scary Dead Things (book 2)
The Mourning Woods (book 3)
Holier Than Thou (book 4)
Sunset Strip (series adventure)
Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)
Half A Prayer (book 6)
The Wicked Dead (book 7)
Shining Fury (series adventure)
The Last Coven (book 8)
Also be sure to check out the sequel series - Bill of the Dead.
Genre: Urban Fantasy
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