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Mike the Werewolf
(2025)(The first book in the Howling Mad Monsters series)
A novel by Rick Gualtieri
WITH A MAN'S BEST FRIEND LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?
My name's Mike Walden and I’m a trash collector from rural Pennsylvania. I have a good job, friends, and family I adore. There’s just one problem. I’m a werewolf.
Complicating matters further, my inner beast is somehow awake, aware, and in control of half my body. With an appetite for household pets and zero regard for human life, Winston is dead set on being top dog in this one-sided partnership.
Having my own personal hound from Hell is bad enough, but now things are about to go from weird to worse. The leader of the local werewolf pack has a bone to pick with me. He thinks I'm a threat and my witch of an ex-girlfriend is gleefully inciting him to violence. With his army of feral beasts nipping at my heels and Mennonite monster hunters hot on both our tails, Winston and I will need to set aside our differences, otherwise the only howling we’ll be doing will be from beyond the grave.
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From Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill The Vampire, comes a hilarious new horror comedy about a man who’s inner beast is in dire need of a flea bath.
If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this werewolf comedy will leave you drooling for more.
Grab your copy of Mike The Werewolf now and prepare to howl with laughter.
Genre: Horror
My name's Mike Walden and I’m a trash collector from rural Pennsylvania. I have a good job, friends, and family I adore. There’s just one problem. I’m a werewolf.
Complicating matters further, my inner beast is somehow awake, aware, and in control of half my body. With an appetite for household pets and zero regard for human life, Winston is dead set on being top dog in this one-sided partnership.
Having my own personal hound from Hell is bad enough, but now things are about to go from weird to worse. The leader of the local werewolf pack has a bone to pick with me. He thinks I'm a threat and my witch of an ex-girlfriend is gleefully inciting him to violence. With his army of feral beasts nipping at my heels and Mennonite monster hunters hot on both our tails, Winston and I will need to set aside our differences, otherwise the only howling we’ll be doing will be from beyond the grave.
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From Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill The Vampire, comes a hilarious new horror comedy about a man who’s inner beast is in dire need of a flea bath.
If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this werewolf comedy will leave you drooling for more.
Grab your copy of Mike The Werewolf now and prepare to howl with laughter.
Genre: Horror