James III is King of the United Kingdom, and the voice behind a drunken, weepy voicemail in praise of another man's arse.
He meant it for his ex. He misdialled, and it landed instead with a member of staff, who sold it to The Sun. By the morning edition, James was the first monarch in modern history to be outed by his own voicemail. The one thing the world won't know is who he was calling.
It's Tristan Whitlock. A former child star with a stalled career and a strategy: fake-date Princess Caroline, borrow a little royal shine, and book better roles.
The strategy didn't account for her brother. He aimed for the Princess, and landed the King. They fall hard. But Tristan has a career to salvage and no wish to spend the rest of his life two steps behind another man. He's spent his life chasing the lead. Loving a king means taking the supporting role, and it's the one part he's never learned to play well.
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He meant it for his ex. He misdialled, and it landed instead with a member of staff, who sold it to The Sun. By the morning edition, James was the first monarch in modern history to be outed by his own voicemail. The one thing the world won't know is who he was calling.
It's Tristan Whitlock. A former child star with a stalled career and a strategy: fake-date Princess Caroline, borrow a little royal shine, and book better roles.
The strategy didn't account for her brother. He aimed for the Princess, and landed the King. They fall hard. But Tristan has a career to salvage and no wish to spend the rest of his life two steps behind another man. He's spent his life chasing the lead. Loving a king means taking the supporting role, and it's the one part he's never learned to play well.
Features:
- Second chance romance
Fake-dating (the King's sister)
A courtship conducted entirely in puns (deployed at official engagements, against advice)
The other two Golden Boys (now insufferably partnered).
A BLEX wedding.
Genre: Gay Romance