The Belch Park Field Trip
(2018)(The third book in the Chrome Junction series)
A novel by Andrew Mackay
IT'S A JUNGLE IN THERE!
Twelve-year-old Henry "Bandage Face" Williams has never been a leader. Or a hero. Or stood up to the bullies. Or kissed the girl of his dreams. All that is about to change, though...
The kids are going to BELCH PARK!
Thrown out of school for the day while the principal has the inspectors in, these unruly kids (high on energy drinks, no less) under Henry's charge will have a great day out. Only one thing stands in their way - a rival Roman Catholic school, determined to show the kids at Chrome Junction Academy just who is the biggest, baddest, and bestest school.
Will they defeat the bad school? Can Henry lead the pack to glory? Will the park survive in one piece? (Jeez, don't ask.)
Read as a continuation of the Chrome Junction Academy Series, or as a standalone, The Belch Park Field Trip is a riotous, foul-mouthed, puke-spraying coming of age tale of loyalty, vengeance, and friendship. Fun for all the family over the age of 18 -- in both age and IQ.
If you're a fan of Monty Python, South Park, Janet Evanovich, Kurt Vonnegut, Joseph Heller, you'll love The Belch Park Field Trip. So, scroll back up and get your copy now!
Warning: This title contains themes of an adult nature and, despite its colourful and pretty cover, is definitely NOT suitable for minors or those with a sensitive disposition. Or chimpanzees.
The Chrome Junction Academy series:
Book 1: Let's Kill Mr. Pond
Book 2: Vicky & Lizzie's First Period
Book 3: The Belch Park Field Trip
Genre: General Fiction
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