Something Borrowed, Someone New
(2025)(The first book in the Hot Mess Honeymoons series)
A novel by Elle Mureeci
A Short Reads spicy fake honeymoon romance with only one bed and her ex’s protective biker brother! No cheating, sparks for days, and a happily-ever-after guaranteed to hit your sweet tooth!
Jennica
There’s this exact moment in every woman’s life when she realizes she’s made a massive mistake.
For me, it’s the second I get a noseful of cream cheese frosting on my wedding day—after being shoved into the cake by my brand-new husband.
Spoiler alert: I don’t stick around for the honeymoon. Unless you count the part where I invite his Harley-riding brother to come with me instead. For revenge. And maybe…a little self-respect.
But the thing no one tells you about fake honeymoons? The feelings don’t always stay fake. Especially when the broody biker makes me feel more wanted than I ever did in white lace.
Beau
I’m not the good brother. I’ve got ink, a temper, and a past I don’t talk about. But when I see my little brother humiliate Jennica at the altar, something in me snaps.
She deserves better. Hell, she deserves everything. So yeah, I take her on the honeymoon he threw away—just to piss him off.
Only now I’m waking up every morning thinking about how good she’d look wearing nothing but my first name on her lips, since my brother gave her our last.
I’m not supposed to touch her.
But I’ve never followed the rules.
And I’m not about to start now.
Genre: Romance
Jennica
There’s this exact moment in every woman’s life when she realizes she’s made a massive mistake.
For me, it’s the second I get a noseful of cream cheese frosting on my wedding day—after being shoved into the cake by my brand-new husband.
Spoiler alert: I don’t stick around for the honeymoon. Unless you count the part where I invite his Harley-riding brother to come with me instead. For revenge. And maybe…a little self-respect.
But the thing no one tells you about fake honeymoons? The feelings don’t always stay fake. Especially when the broody biker makes me feel more wanted than I ever did in white lace.
Beau
I’m not the good brother. I’ve got ink, a temper, and a past I don’t talk about. But when I see my little brother humiliate Jennica at the altar, something in me snaps.
She deserves better. Hell, she deserves everything. So yeah, I take her on the honeymoon he threw away—just to piss him off.
Only now I’m waking up every morning thinking about how good she’d look wearing nothing but my first name on her lips, since my brother gave her our last.
I’m not supposed to touch her.
But I’ve never followed the rules.
And I’m not about to start now.
Genre: Romance
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