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Orcs Do It Better

(2025)
(The first book in the Upgrade series)
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The curvy girl romance phenomenon continues! From the author of the Top 40 Amazon bestselling 'Monsters Love Curvy Girls' series comes the all-new series: ORCS LOVE CURVY GIRLS!

I remain an eternal optimist who dreams of meeting the right guy and getting married forever. Despite last year’s nasty divorce proceedings, which I consider but a road bump to my eventual happiness.

Garlen Underwood is the reclusive orc who recently moved in next door.

On the first day of winter, my deadbeat, criminal, ex shows up on my front yard and before I can call the cops a horned, shirtless orc arrives on the scene and punches him to the ground.

Three things happen at once:

Garlen and I meet in person for the first time. Which at first, is lovely. Then he stands much too close, inhales my scent and morphs into a snarling, raging, green-muscled beast who repeatedly thunders ‘my bride.’

Uh oh.

Then Garlen's orc companions appear out of nowhere, tackle and bind him in heavy chains and drag him through the snow to the mansion next door. Orcs historically kidnap their brides in the dark of winter, therefore they will keep Garlen caged until spring?

Third…I realize that snarling orc is the sexiest male I’ve ever met.

And at the end of winter break I'm expected to coteach with him at Black Oak Academy. Because he’s the new hire and I’m his boss.

Oh hell. How is this going to work out?

Author’s note: This body-positive rom com seems heavy on the other man drama, but is very light. There is no cheating and all the consent. Includes the sexiest group of badass orcs ever assembled in one location!

-epistolary romance for first half of book
-slow burn with lots of steam
-single mother who puts her daughter first
-virgin hero who takes consent very seriously
-a later-in-life secondary romance
-and a cute, messenger corgi!

If you loved Monsters Love Curvy Girls and Monster Bites, try Orcs Love Curvy Girls! All the same sweet and steamy, rom com feels, but instead of demonic flash-flames try out tusks and heavy chains. Each book in this series is 80-90k! And there will be gorgeous print editions + audio coming soon. You’re welcome.:)

Orcs Do It Better – July 8th
Orcs Do It Harder – December 9th
Orcs Do It Wilder – March 24th (2026)

While you impatiently wait for the first three books in ORCS LOVE CURVY GIRLS to arrive, get caught up on Michele’s other orc romance novellas!

Cookies For My Orc Neighbor
Twins for the Wild Orc
Arrested by the Orc
Awkward Date with a Wicked Orc
Marked by the Wild Orc



Genre: Paranormal Romance

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