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Corpses, Cards, and Demons
(2026)(The first book in the Corpses, Cards, and Demons series)
A novel by Rex Mahon
Necromancers.
Everyone hates them. They skulk in dark corners and dig up graves. You can’t trust them. They’re just waiting for you to die, so they can turn you into their slave. Never, ever work with one of them. They’re as bad as the monsters in the dungeons.
My mom’s disappointed in me.
I chose to become a necromancer.
Why would I do that?
Because I’d rather be the monster under the bed than the narcissistic, self-centered paladin who’ll burn you alive for being different.
Plus, girls dig bad boys.
And to be a good son.
Mom will never understand that statement. My parents think working harder is better than smarter. The family farm is failing. We can’t pay our taxes and there isn’t any money for next year's seeds. It’s time to think outside of the box.
What if we switched to undead labor?
That could save my family.
That’s why I chose to become a necromancer. I can destroy the monsters who threaten our farm and make it profitable again.
My family will hate me, but the family will survive.
And hopefully, I’ll find a girl who likes bad boys.
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Trigger warnings.
There’s a lot of sex and mindless violence in this book. The characters are real people with damaged psyches. None of them grew up in nice, white picketed fence houses. They talk about their horrific parents, churches, and teachers. They aren’t saints. Most of them are sinners who are looking for redemption. Life isn’t orderly. It’s messy and violent.
I forgot to mention harems, gay and lesbian characters, anarchy, violence, and chaos. Yes, there’s that in this series as well. Did I mention sex? Lots of it in graphic detail.
Think gangsters and mafia, witches, steampunk influences, overbearing governments, zeppelins, tanks, gearborn monstrosities, and machine guns.
Did I mention grenades?
Yep.
Lots of them. Along with cults, lies, and death.
Oh, and don’t forget a magic system that is based on magic cards, along with spell tattoos, grimoires, and secrets.
Lots of secrets.
Yeah, it’s fricking great!
I hope you love it! If not, go read Little House on the Prairie. Maybe that won’t bother your sensitive interests so badly.
Genre: HaremLit
Everyone hates them. They skulk in dark corners and dig up graves. You can’t trust them. They’re just waiting for you to die, so they can turn you into their slave. Never, ever work with one of them. They’re as bad as the monsters in the dungeons.
My mom’s disappointed in me.
I chose to become a necromancer.
Why would I do that?
Because I’d rather be the monster under the bed than the narcissistic, self-centered paladin who’ll burn you alive for being different.
Plus, girls dig bad boys.
And to be a good son.
Mom will never understand that statement. My parents think working harder is better than smarter. The family farm is failing. We can’t pay our taxes and there isn’t any money for next year's seeds. It’s time to think outside of the box.
What if we switched to undead labor?
That could save my family.
That’s why I chose to become a necromancer. I can destroy the monsters who threaten our farm and make it profitable again.
My family will hate me, but the family will survive.
And hopefully, I’ll find a girl who likes bad boys.
--
Trigger warnings.
There’s a lot of sex and mindless violence in this book. The characters are real people with damaged psyches. None of them grew up in nice, white picketed fence houses. They talk about their horrific parents, churches, and teachers. They aren’t saints. Most of them are sinners who are looking for redemption. Life isn’t orderly. It’s messy and violent.
I forgot to mention harems, gay and lesbian characters, anarchy, violence, and chaos. Yes, there’s that in this series as well. Did I mention sex? Lots of it in graphic detail.
Think gangsters and mafia, witches, steampunk influences, overbearing governments, zeppelins, tanks, gearborn monstrosities, and machine guns.
Did I mention grenades?
Yep.
Lots of them. Along with cults, lies, and death.
Oh, and don’t forget a magic system that is based on magic cards, along with spell tattoos, grimoires, and secrets.
Lots of secrets.
Yeah, it’s fricking great!
I hope you love it! If not, go read Little House on the Prairie. Maybe that won’t bother your sensitive interests so badly.
Genre: HaremLit