"Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties."
Thus begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel: digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all of Esteria.
Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? The king just declared war on the gorks, and Nigel’s latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines. Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying pretty much everything that gets in his way.
Sure to appeal to fans of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance, and their gork friend Eldrack usher in a new era of chaos and magic.
''An uproariously funny LGTBQI+ positive riff on Lord of the Rings that's a delight for all ages!’
—George Penney, author of OverLondon
Genre: Fantasy
Thus begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel: digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all of Esteria.
Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? The king just declared war on the gorks, and Nigel’s latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines. Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying pretty much everything that gets in his way.
Sure to appeal to fans of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance, and their gork friend Eldrack usher in a new era of chaos and magic.
''An uproariously funny LGTBQI+ positive riff on Lord of the Rings that's a delight for all ages!’
—George Penney, author of OverLondon
Genre: Fantasy
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