The Bad Boys of Assjacket

A dare is a dare. 
 
No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin’, crime lovin’ cat would ever pass up a dare. 
So I didn’t. 
 
Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin’ week! 
 
This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues…
— The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. Legal means are not working.
— Sassy’s Canadian tutors show up—the very same furry, cat-burgling dames who we’ve been in love with our entire nine lives. In order to woo the gorgeous broads, we need to be at our criminal best.
— We need the help of a foul-mouthed troll who throws tantrums like a three-year-old serial killer and wants to bump off everyone. 
 
Throw in a cryptic message from the Goddess, humans invading our town and evil, sticky-fingered groundhogs, and we have a hot mess on our paws. 
 
I hope we have a few of our kitty lives left because the Bad Boys of Assjacket are going to save the day or get eighty-sixed trying. 


Genre: Paranormal Romance