Head Full of Beef
(2026)(The second book in the Toolbert is Here to Help series)
A novel by Morgan Quaid
Stole a corpse. Outsmarted a crime boss. Sent on the run with a crew full of misfits. Worst. Promotion. Ever.
Toolbert Zeta12 survived his first twenty-four hours as a sentient helper bot piloting the reanimated shell of a dead, second-rate pirate. But pretending to be a swaggering space commander is tough when basic human functions, like digestion, emotion, and waste extraction, feel like significant design flaws.
When a routine trade job on a lawless frontier planetoid goes nuclear, Toolbert is forced to masquerade as a hardboiled space sheriff. His only assets? Zero combat training, a dysfunctional misfit crew whose primary problem-solving strategy seems to be ‘suck it and see,’ and a unionized colony of nanobots with designs on galactic domination. To survive the next twenty-four hours, Toolbert will have to outsmart a fleet of rogue enforcers, dodge corporate hit squads, and navigate a brewing rebellion all while learning how to sneeze without breaking wind at the same time.
Toolbert is Here to Help: A Head Full of Beef is the hilarious, action-packed second book in the sci-fi comedy series. If you love the dry wit of The Murderbot Diaries, the chaotic humor of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and the absurd cosmic irony of Douglas Adams, grab your copy and prepare for launch!
Grab your copy and join the chaos today!
Genre: Science Fiction
Toolbert Zeta12 survived his first twenty-four hours as a sentient helper bot piloting the reanimated shell of a dead, second-rate pirate. But pretending to be a swaggering space commander is tough when basic human functions, like digestion, emotion, and waste extraction, feel like significant design flaws.
When a routine trade job on a lawless frontier planetoid goes nuclear, Toolbert is forced to masquerade as a hardboiled space sheriff. His only assets? Zero combat training, a dysfunctional misfit crew whose primary problem-solving strategy seems to be ‘suck it and see,’ and a unionized colony of nanobots with designs on galactic domination. To survive the next twenty-four hours, Toolbert will have to outsmart a fleet of rogue enforcers, dodge corporate hit squads, and navigate a brewing rebellion all while learning how to sneeze without breaking wind at the same time.
Toolbert is Here to Help: A Head Full of Beef is the hilarious, action-packed second book in the sci-fi comedy series. If you love the dry wit of The Murderbot Diaries, the chaotic humor of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and the absurd cosmic irony of Douglas Adams, grab your copy and prepare for launch!
Grab your copy and join the chaos today!
Genre: Science Fiction
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