Slime & Matrimony
(2026)(The third book in the Toolbert is Here to Help series)
A novel by Morgan Quaid
Invited to a marriage ceremony. Ordered to abduct the groom. Caught between two crime bosses in the middle of a turf war. Worst. Wedding. Ever.
Toolbert is given an offer he can’t refuse…literally. Kingpin of the Jack Devils, Mordecai has orchestrated a wedding with the daughter of his biggest rival. But when he orders Toolbert and the crew of The Crimson Folly to foil the wedding and abduct Mordecai himself, things start getting complicated.
From start to finish the job doesn’t go as expected, landing Toolbert and his crew smack in the middle of a turf war between the two largest criminal organizations in the sector (if you don’t count FLEECE-Corp of course). Surviving the marriage ceremony is going to take all the wit and luck Toolbert can conjure up. Surviving the honeymoon is going to take a miracle!
And then there’s ‘Bad Kevin’, the newest antagonist to enter the Toolbert saga, but there’s no time to worry about that just yet. First, Bert’s got a wedding to crash!
Genre: Science Fiction
Toolbert is given an offer he can’t refuse…literally. Kingpin of the Jack Devils, Mordecai has orchestrated a wedding with the daughter of his biggest rival. But when he orders Toolbert and the crew of The Crimson Folly to foil the wedding and abduct Mordecai himself, things start getting complicated.
From start to finish the job doesn’t go as expected, landing Toolbert and his crew smack in the middle of a turf war between the two largest criminal organizations in the sector (if you don’t count FLEECE-Corp of course). Surviving the marriage ceremony is going to take all the wit and luck Toolbert can conjure up. Surviving the honeymoon is going to take a miracle!
And then there’s ‘Bad Kevin’, the newest antagonist to enter the Toolbert saga, but there’s no time to worry about that just yet. First, Bert’s got a wedding to crash!
Genre: Science Fiction
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