My name’s Archer. My friends call me Archer.
You can call me something else.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I''m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
Right now? I’m having a bad week. Another Slayer has turned up dead. It’s not werewolves. Werewolves are sometimes okay. This time it’s a creature much, much worse. My boss for my daytime cover job is still a knob, I haven’t written a word in my occult text, and this asshole demon, Asag, is definitely building an unstoppable army in hell to bring about the apocalypse.
So there’s that.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Banshees Be Crazy is the second in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer—the baddest badass to ever raise a stake. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
You can call me something else.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I''m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
Right now? I’m having a bad week. Another Slayer has turned up dead. It’s not werewolves. Werewolves are sometimes okay. This time it’s a creature much, much worse. My boss for my daytime cover job is still a knob, I haven’t written a word in my occult text, and this asshole demon, Asag, is definitely building an unstoppable army in hell to bring about the apocalypse.
So there’s that.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Banshees Be Crazy is the second in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer—the baddest badass to ever raise a stake. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
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