My name’s Archer. My friends call me Archer.
You can call me something else.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I’m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
I was looking forward to spring break, until the s**t hit the fan. Now I’m going on a road show with a duplicitous leprechaun to recover the four lost Celtic treasures. That might sound like fun to you, but I’d rather be sipping Miller High Lifes poolside while a never-ending series of dental floss thongs breeze by.
Oh yeah. If we don’t recover the treasures before Asag''s minions do, the gates of Hell will all open and demons will rule the Earth. Even though we’ve bansh-slapped Asag twice now, that demon hasn’t learned his lesson yet and is still intent on triggering the end-of-days.
So there’s that.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Leprechauns Are Short is the third in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer—the baddest badass to ever raise a stake. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
You can call me something else.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I’m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
I was looking forward to spring break, until the s**t hit the fan. Now I’m going on a road show with a duplicitous leprechaun to recover the four lost Celtic treasures. That might sound like fun to you, but I’d rather be sipping Miller High Lifes poolside while a never-ending series of dental floss thongs breeze by.
Oh yeah. If we don’t recover the treasures before Asag''s minions do, the gates of Hell will all open and demons will rule the Earth. Even though we’ve bansh-slapped Asag twice now, that demon hasn’t learned his lesson yet and is still intent on triggering the end-of-days.
So there’s that.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Leprechauns Are Short is the third in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer—the baddest badass to ever raise a stake. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
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