My name’s Archer. My friends call me Archer.
You can call me something else.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I’m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
I was looking forward to beginning my summer break. But instead, I’ve got to play bounty hunter and find a troll. I hate trolls even more than you do. And not only do I have to find him, I have to protect his dumb, infuriating ass because he possesses critical details of Asag’s upcoming demonic invasion. I became a Slayer to slay, not to babysit some self-important, holier-than-thou asshat. Obviously, a lot of Cons are looking for him too but there’s also some other people hunting him for their own evil purposes.
So there’s that.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Trolls Are Trolls is the fourth in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
You can call me something else.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I’m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
I was looking forward to beginning my summer break. But instead, I’ve got to play bounty hunter and find a troll. I hate trolls even more than you do. And not only do I have to find him, I have to protect his dumb, infuriating ass because he possesses critical details of Asag’s upcoming demonic invasion. I became a Slayer to slay, not to babysit some self-important, holier-than-thou asshat. Obviously, a lot of Cons are looking for him too but there’s also some other people hunting him for their own evil purposes.
So there’s that.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Trolls Are Trolls is the fourth in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
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