Ho, ho, ho.
I’m Archer.
You know what’s up. Asag the demon is building an unstoppable army in hell. He’s got his sights set on ending the world as we know it.
Every time he and I have danced, I’ve won. But I’m not going to lie: my last couple of Ws have been Pyrrhic victories. Asag has sowed dissension among the ranks of Creatures of the Night, or Cons as we call them in the biz. Tensions between the larger Con community and the Guild have never run higher. If Asag can get the rest of his army through some interdimensional portals, at a time like this, that might be Game Over. Armageddon isn’t the day humanity realizes demons are real. It’s the day Joe Taxpayer discovers that the domeheads are already here in full force.
Keeping a lid on everything is hard to do these days, what with fangs and mutts and shapies and demons no longer playing by the rules.
And now my partner and I have gotten our hands on solid intel about the next De-Day invasion. It leads north, to the far north, if you catch my drift. Looks like I’ll be spending the holiday season going for a slay ride and cozying up to some magic elves.
You’re not going to believe what happens in this story.
A Very Archer Christmas is the sixth in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
I’m Archer.
You know what’s up. Asag the demon is building an unstoppable army in hell. He’s got his sights set on ending the world as we know it.
Every time he and I have danced, I’ve won. But I’m not going to lie: my last couple of Ws have been Pyrrhic victories. Asag has sowed dissension among the ranks of Creatures of the Night, or Cons as we call them in the biz. Tensions between the larger Con community and the Guild have never run higher. If Asag can get the rest of his army through some interdimensional portals, at a time like this, that might be Game Over. Armageddon isn’t the day humanity realizes demons are real. It’s the day Joe Taxpayer discovers that the domeheads are already here in full force.
Keeping a lid on everything is hard to do these days, what with fangs and mutts and shapies and demons no longer playing by the rules.
And now my partner and I have gotten our hands on solid intel about the next De-Day invasion. It leads north, to the far north, if you catch my drift. Looks like I’ll be spending the holiday season going for a slay ride and cozying up to some magic elves.
You’re not going to believe what happens in this story.
A Very Archer Christmas is the sixth in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
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