Hey, this book has the best plot twist ever. It comes about halfway through the story. That’s right. I’m so awesome I don’t make you wait until the end for it.
Anyway, you probably know my name by now. But in case you’re just jumping onto the bandwagon, I’m Archer.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I’m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
Right now? I’ve been framed for murder. Everybody’s looking for me: Cons, the Guild, and assassins working for Asag. It’s not easy trying to clear your name while you’re on the run, but I’ve been in worse spots before.
Like that time the condom broke.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Werewolves Are Sometimes Okay is the fifth in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
Anyway, you probably know my name by now. But in case you’re just jumping onto the bandwagon, I’m Archer.
I don’t brag, but I’m pretty bad ass.
If you met me on the street, I’d tell you I was a professor, live alone, and watch too much Netflix. You might see me at my favorite spot, the Tavern on Pine, throwing back Miller High Lifes and charming the local single and unhappily married ladies. And you might think I’m just like you, just like everybody else, living a normal life in this perfectly normal world.
But don’t let the cover story fool you.
I’m a Slayer. And the world ain’t even close to normal.
I spend my nights keeping the Creatures of Night, or Cons, in check. Sometimes that means getting my hands dirty. I stake vamps, put mutts to sleep, and slay the hell out of demons. Life’s not easy when supernatural beings are always out for your blood.
And that’s what a good week looks like.
Right now? I’ve been framed for murder. Everybody’s looking for me: Cons, the Guild, and assassins working for Asag. It’s not easy trying to clear your name while you’re on the run, but I’ve been in worse spots before.
Like that time the condom broke.
Good thing I remain a bad ass.
Werewolves Are Sometimes Okay is the fifth in a new splatstick series featuring Nick Archer. Fans of comedy, horror, action, gore, and the Evil Dead series will love this book.
Genre: Horror
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