Trailer Park Vampire: Books 1-6
(2024)(A book in the Trailer Park Vampire series)
An omnibus of novels by HP Mallory and J R Rain
Boxed set of the complete "Trailer Park Vampire" series of Paranormal Women's Fiction, including:
SHOTGUNS AND SHIFTERS (Book 1)
When the red fog swept through Windy Ridge, turning folks into wolfmen and me into a vampire, life went haywire. Our Ozarks town seemed to settle until two humans barged in. As one of the few looking human, I had to keep things hush-hush until they skedaddled. Turns out, one was Dean Hawke, my high school sweetheart turned 'Sheriff of Windy Ridge.' His gig? Investigating a streaker. Adding to the chaos, Hawke aged like Clooney, reigniting old sparks. Juggling town secrets, chasing a naked troublemaker with hillbilly monster hunters, waitressing, and suppressing feelings for the sheriff, I contemplated hopping on a Transylvania-bound train, leaving Windy Ridge with my daughter in tow.
HILLBILLIES AND HELLHOUNDS (Book 2)
Life's a non-stop whirlwind. Between wrangling my feisty teenager and monster-hunting in the woods, boredom's a no-show. Love life's on shaky ground until Sheriff Dean Hawke, my high school flame, strolls back into town, rekindling old flames. But Hawke's the master of secrets, deflecting any talk of his past. Now, mysterious fires pull us to the city, peeling back the layers of the charred Thatcher house. In the chaos, maybe I'll finally crack one of the sheriff's mysteries. Just another day in the wild life of Windy Ridge's vampire waitress and monster hunter extraordinaire.
GUT ROT AND GARGOYLES (Book 3)
Things get downright creepy when my mole-rat boss, Dorcas, goes AWOL. Sheriff Dean and I go hunting, finding her trailer trashed - a clear sign of mole-rat mischief. The only clue, a stone arm from Dr. Frankenstein's stash, adds more layers to the puzzle. An animated mute arm doesn't help our detective work. The plot thickens with a lost dog in the cemetery, unraveling the bizarre events. My vampire instincts are itching for a sip of Sheriff Dean's jugular, and Sicily's pa barges in, turning my life into a sitcom drama. Miss those days when a shot of moonshine did something for my vampire self!
BUMPKINS AND BANSHEES (Book 4)
It's all storms and trouble when my ex, Alton, strolls in with roses. Not because I'm looking for romance – he's a human who just saw creatures spawned from fog and is shook. Things get darker with a crow shifter named Georgia taking an arrow to the throat, sparking a whodunit. Now, Alton's on my suspect list – he knows archery and acts weird since learning Windy Ridge's secrets. To top it off, he's tuned into the banshee's scream, a sign of doom. Fed up with the town's chaos, I'm set on cracking this mystery before that banshee's wail haunts us again.
REDNECKS AND REDCAPS (Book 5)
In the calm before the storm in Windy Ridge, my ex, Alton unexpectedly sticks around, and my vampire instincts go haywire with both him and Dean in the picture. They're tag-teaming to set up a law system for Damnation County, probably swapping notes on me. Adding to the craziness, a new threat surfaces – a killer targeting our wildlife. A giant black bear ends up dead with ominous claw marks, signaling something wicked lingering in our midst, haunting the woods. The chaos never lets up in Windy Ridge.
TRAPPERS AND TROLLS (Book 6)
The crazy just keeps amping up, and things are shifting from weird to downright bizarre. Kids vanish during football games, and I'm left wondering if the mischief-makers are swooping from the sky or crawling up from below.
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Genre: Urban Fantasy
SHOTGUNS AND SHIFTERS (Book 1)
When the red fog swept through Windy Ridge, turning folks into wolfmen and me into a vampire, life went haywire. Our Ozarks town seemed to settle until two humans barged in. As one of the few looking human, I had to keep things hush-hush until they skedaddled. Turns out, one was Dean Hawke, my high school sweetheart turned 'Sheriff of Windy Ridge.' His gig? Investigating a streaker. Adding to the chaos, Hawke aged like Clooney, reigniting old sparks. Juggling town secrets, chasing a naked troublemaker with hillbilly monster hunters, waitressing, and suppressing feelings for the sheriff, I contemplated hopping on a Transylvania-bound train, leaving Windy Ridge with my daughter in tow.
HILLBILLIES AND HELLHOUNDS (Book 2)
Life's a non-stop whirlwind. Between wrangling my feisty teenager and monster-hunting in the woods, boredom's a no-show. Love life's on shaky ground until Sheriff Dean Hawke, my high school flame, strolls back into town, rekindling old flames. But Hawke's the master of secrets, deflecting any talk of his past. Now, mysterious fires pull us to the city, peeling back the layers of the charred Thatcher house. In the chaos, maybe I'll finally crack one of the sheriff's mysteries. Just another day in the wild life of Windy Ridge's vampire waitress and monster hunter extraordinaire.
GUT ROT AND GARGOYLES (Book 3)
Things get downright creepy when my mole-rat boss, Dorcas, goes AWOL. Sheriff Dean and I go hunting, finding her trailer trashed - a clear sign of mole-rat mischief. The only clue, a stone arm from Dr. Frankenstein's stash, adds more layers to the puzzle. An animated mute arm doesn't help our detective work. The plot thickens with a lost dog in the cemetery, unraveling the bizarre events. My vampire instincts are itching for a sip of Sheriff Dean's jugular, and Sicily's pa barges in, turning my life into a sitcom drama. Miss those days when a shot of moonshine did something for my vampire self!
BUMPKINS AND BANSHEES (Book 4)
It's all storms and trouble when my ex, Alton, strolls in with roses. Not because I'm looking for romance – he's a human who just saw creatures spawned from fog and is shook. Things get darker with a crow shifter named Georgia taking an arrow to the throat, sparking a whodunit. Now, Alton's on my suspect list – he knows archery and acts weird since learning Windy Ridge's secrets. To top it off, he's tuned into the banshee's scream, a sign of doom. Fed up with the town's chaos, I'm set on cracking this mystery before that banshee's wail haunts us again.
REDNECKS AND REDCAPS (Book 5)
In the calm before the storm in Windy Ridge, my ex, Alton unexpectedly sticks around, and my vampire instincts go haywire with both him and Dean in the picture. They're tag-teaming to set up a law system for Damnation County, probably swapping notes on me. Adding to the craziness, a new threat surfaces – a killer targeting our wildlife. A giant black bear ends up dead with ominous claw marks, signaling something wicked lingering in our midst, haunting the woods. The chaos never lets up in Windy Ridge.
TRAPPERS AND TROLLS (Book 6)
The crazy just keeps amping up, and things are shifting from weird to downright bizarre. Kids vanish during football games, and I'm left wondering if the mischief-makers are swooping from the sky or crawling up from below.
Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to start the Vampire Trailer Park series today!
Genre: Urban Fantasy
Used availability for J R Rain's Trailer Park Vampire: Books 1-6