I have murderous tits.
I’ve officially dubbed this the medical term for breast cancer.
Okay. Fine.
It isn’t.
But after years of hauling these things around, buying them overpriced bras to make them look pretty, and pretending I don’t notice men talking to them instead of me... Finding out one of them is actively trying to kill me feels like a betrayal.
I HAD PLANS.
Not particularly exciting ones, admittedly.
Work, pay my bills, maybe use the gym membership that’s been taking money from my account every month while I refuse to acknowledge its existence because I was definitely going to go... maybe.
Cancer wasn’t penciled in.
Neither were the three men who seem determined to wedge themselves into the middle of the worst chapter of my life.
I don’t want to be anyone’s tragedy.
I want to laugh.
I want to be furious when I’m scared.
I want to have spectacular inappropriate sex.
I want to live without every moment feeling like it needs to be a memory JUST IN CASE.
My tits might be trying to kill me.
Unfortunately, for them, I’m a stubborn bitch.
This is a why choose contemporary book.
Genre: Romance
I’ve officially dubbed this the medical term for breast cancer.
Okay. Fine.
It isn’t.
But after years of hauling these things around, buying them overpriced bras to make them look pretty, and pretending I don’t notice men talking to them instead of me... Finding out one of them is actively trying to kill me feels like a betrayal.
I HAD PLANS.
Not particularly exciting ones, admittedly.
Work, pay my bills, maybe use the gym membership that’s been taking money from my account every month while I refuse to acknowledge its existence because I was definitely going to go... maybe.
Cancer wasn’t penciled in.
Neither were the three men who seem determined to wedge themselves into the middle of the worst chapter of my life.
I don’t want to be anyone’s tragedy.
I want to laugh.
I want to be furious when I’m scared.
I want to have spectacular inappropriate sex.
I want to live without every moment feeling like it needs to be a memory JUST IN CASE.
My tits might be trying to kill me.
Unfortunately, for them, I’m a stubborn bitch.
This is a why choose contemporary book.
Genre: Romance