I never asked to exist but dear old Dad wanted to play god with his bloodsucker wife. So, I offed them.
There’s too many of those damn blood-sucking vermin in this city. They think they own society, humanity, and basically the right to exist.
Well, fuck them.
Literally.
I’ve taken it upon myself to eradicate the roaches one by one, seducing them into my bed, and then stabbing them through the organs with my impressively growing cock.
No, that’s not a flex.
I’m just Pinocchio.
When Mom's sons come strolling into Blackwater looking to avenge her disappearance on Halloween... they're going to be the next ones in my bed.
And the last thing they hear?
I’m a real boy.
Wooden Lies is NOT a romance. However, it is fucked up. It's paranormal. Pinocchio isn't a real boy, but he absolutely fucks vampires to death. The dream job, really. MM scenes, very dark themes. TW/CW in Author's Note.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
There’s too many of those damn blood-sucking vermin in this city. They think they own society, humanity, and basically the right to exist.
Well, fuck them.
Literally.
I’ve taken it upon myself to eradicate the roaches one by one, seducing them into my bed, and then stabbing them through the organs with my impressively growing cock.
No, that’s not a flex.
I’m just Pinocchio.
When Mom's sons come strolling into Blackwater looking to avenge her disappearance on Halloween... they're going to be the next ones in my bed.
And the last thing they hear?
I’m a real boy.
Wooden Lies is NOT a romance. However, it is fucked up. It's paranormal. Pinocchio isn't a real boy, but he absolutely fucks vampires to death. The dream job, really. MM scenes, very dark themes. TW/CW in Author's Note.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
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