Midlife Bites Back
(2026)(The second book in the Lucinda's Midlife Change series)
A novel by Sharon Thorne
Some women buy a sports car for their midlife crisis. Lucinda resurrected her dead best friend on a random Tuesday.
Forty-two-year-old Lucinda Green is still adjusting to her new normal. She used to worry about cold winters and mandatory overtime at her Toledo phlebotomy job. Now, she’s a newly ascended goddess with the power to restructure atomic matter and bend the laws of physics. Her first major accomplishment? Reaching into the afterlife’s gray space and literally dragging her deceased best friend, Connie, back into a warm, solid, slightly horny, pizza-loving body.
But being a deity in New Orleans isn’t all poolside lounging and French Quarter shopping sprees.
The theatrical vampire Georges is still out there, and he’s created a terrifying new nightmare: Edge. It's a synthetic, highly addictive drug that locks users in a permanent, agonizing state of hyper-arousal that can only be broken by a drop of someone else’s blood. It's a viral, multibillion-dollar franchise designed to build a global hive mind—and New Orleans is his next target.
To tear down his empire, Lucinda and her ancient, fiercely protective partner, Nicholas, must assemble an eclectic, heavily armed found family—including a lethal cougar shifter, a raw mountain healer, a tech-savvy ghost, and two brilliant paranormal historians.
In this war, standard magick won’t be enough. Lucinda is about to prove that nothing—not even a centuries-old vampire cartel—is more terrifying than a determined forty-something woman armed with god-level power, a fierce pack of friends, and an unexpected federal raid.
Warning:Midlife Bites Back is a fast-paced, spicy, and fiercely empowering Paranormal Women’s Fiction novel. If you like your heroines seasoned, your magic kinetic, and your romance with a heavy dose of protective alpha-male heat, scroll up and click Buy Now to join the bonus round!
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Forty-two-year-old Lucinda Green is still adjusting to her new normal. She used to worry about cold winters and mandatory overtime at her Toledo phlebotomy job. Now, she’s a newly ascended goddess with the power to restructure atomic matter and bend the laws of physics. Her first major accomplishment? Reaching into the afterlife’s gray space and literally dragging her deceased best friend, Connie, back into a warm, solid, slightly horny, pizza-loving body.
But being a deity in New Orleans isn’t all poolside lounging and French Quarter shopping sprees.
The theatrical vampire Georges is still out there, and he’s created a terrifying new nightmare: Edge. It's a synthetic, highly addictive drug that locks users in a permanent, agonizing state of hyper-arousal that can only be broken by a drop of someone else’s blood. It's a viral, multibillion-dollar franchise designed to build a global hive mind—and New Orleans is his next target.
To tear down his empire, Lucinda and her ancient, fiercely protective partner, Nicholas, must assemble an eclectic, heavily armed found family—including a lethal cougar shifter, a raw mountain healer, a tech-savvy ghost, and two brilliant paranormal historians.
In this war, standard magick won’t be enough. Lucinda is about to prove that nothing—not even a centuries-old vampire cartel—is more terrifying than a determined forty-something woman armed with god-level power, a fierce pack of friends, and an unexpected federal raid.
Warning:Midlife Bites Back is a fast-paced, spicy, and fiercely empowering Paranormal Women’s Fiction novel. If you like your heroines seasoned, your magic kinetic, and your romance with a heavy dose of protective alpha-male heat, scroll up and click Buy Now to join the bonus round!
Genre: Paranormal Romance
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