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Perfectly Average Monsters

(2026)
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I just want a perfectly average guy.

Human, please. No fae bros need apply.

I don’t need the ripped abs or supernatural good looks of a fae f-boi.

No magic or massive… equipment. Just one good man in the sea of jerks.

When I move into my new house, I think the Goddess must have a sense of humor.

My hot new neighbors are a trio of sweet but quirky guys. They’re flirty, but I’m pretty sure they’re a throuple.

Conrad taunts me with au naturel morning yoga in his backyard.

Zeke has a huge personality waiting to burst out from behind those button down shirts and nerdy professor glasses.

Then there’s Silas, a shy, artistic landscaper, whose reserved nature intrigues me more than I want to admit.

Yet, something is a bit… odd.

I’m beginning to think they are more than they appear.

I just hope my cursed past doesn’t catch up with me.


The guys:

All we ever wanted was to belong, but we can’t be ourselves no matter which world we’re in.

We’re the feared and hunted bogeymen in any realm…

Mythics. Monsters.

When a cute human moves in next door, we’re tripping over tentacles and tails to win her over.

But will she be able to accept our beasts?

Could she be the answer to our dreams, or will she be our downfall?

Perfectly Average Monsters is a standalone novel filled with humor, cozy vibes, and spice, set in the expanded Shadowcraft Universe. See valeromances dot com for more information on content.




Genre: Paranormal Romance



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