Sex: humanity’s greatest pleasure. Unless you’re married to Lee Bolton.
Some men master the art of seduction.
Lee Bolton mastered disappointment. For her.
From the morally misguided mind of Sam Anthony – author of The Adulterer Series and Lee Bolton’s Guide to Marriage – comes a shameless, laugh-out-loud ‘manual'' no man should take seriously (but every man will recognise).
In this brutally honest, darkly hilarious guide, failed husband, mediocre lover, and accidental sex-educator Lee Bolton reveals:
Some men master the art of seduction.
Lee Bolton mastered disappointment. For her.
From the morally misguided mind of Sam Anthony – author of The Adulterer Series and Lee Bolton’s Guide to Marriage – comes a shameless, laugh-out-loud ‘manual'' no man should take seriously (but every man will recognise).
In this brutally honest, darkly hilarious guide, failed husband, mediocre lover, and accidental sex-educator Lee Bolton reveals:
- Why the definition of sex is still up for debate (especially with your wife).
The baseball system explained (badly).
Why lesbians are having more fun than you.
Teenage fumbling, wet dreams, and the sport Lee actually excelled at.
Foreplay myths, contraception disasters, STIs, and positions guaranteed to please – him, not her.
Why mistresses roleplay, wives don’t, and why hidden sexcams are a terrible idea (but he still tried).
And, most importantly, how to turn her on.
For the first time ever, Lee reveals his optimum settings for all her many moving parts ...- 472 switches
87 dials
101 knobs
343 levers
562 buttons
71 toggles
626 circuit breakers
Equal parts satire and confession, Lee Bolton’s Guide to Sex is a parody self-help book for the selfish, the clueless, and anyone who’s ever wondered how one man could get it so wrong, so often.
Warning: 100% tongue-in-cheek. 0% useful advice. If you’re looking for romance, respect, or genuine tips – you’ve picked up the wrong guide.
Genre: General Fiction
- 472 switches
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