Fausti "The Fist" Dellacava is the most feared mobster in all of Gotham. But running the family business from his Greenwich Village-based social club, "The Concerned Lutherans", is proving to be problematic as the Feds start closing in. So what's a mobster to do to stay out of the slammer? Buon giorno! Go the insanity route: start mumbling inanities while roaming the streets in your pyjamas, change your name legally to Blanfort G. Melton, and become a partner in your nephew's "legit" business offering Mob Star trading cards.
Used availability for Jimmy Breslin's I Don't Want to Go to Jail
May 2001 : USA Hardback
July 2002 : USA Mass Market Paperback